I know it’s miserable outside and we’ve only just gotten over ‘snow-gate-2013′ - but I’m already massively looking forward to Spring. Why? Because for the first year in ages we have a garden.
Garden + small child = Fun.
Right now our garden looks boring. It has a shed and a washing line, some decking, and a bit of grass.
In just a few months however, it’ll have an increasingly mobile baby and a mummy in it - and I’ve got big plans for things for us to do.
Firstly, I want to make Dexter this out of an old table I got from eBay for a fiver.
All I’ll Daddy needs to do is cut into the table and pop in some washing up bowls, and Dexter will have a fabulous pint-sized play area where he can learn all about plants.
When it comes to gardening, I am a plants answer to Fred West. That is to say I am a serial killer of anything green and leaf-like.
Daddy however, must have Baby Bio flowing from his fingertips (like Spider Man’s web-shooters) - he somehow manages to breathe life into seedlings and make big things happen. He once nurtured some Sunflower seeds into strapping big 8ft bad-boys.
This year however, I’m determined to transform our lifeless garden into a mini Eden Project and grow herbs and vegetables.
We’ll make mini greenhouses from plastic bottles and for just a few short months pretend that we’re Tom and Barbara from The Good Life. I’ve got it all worked out.
Dexter will get to play in a sandpit in our garden before joining nursery and sitting in one with a high pee content. We’ll get him a trampoline and a bouncy castle and invite our friends around, and their children, for BBQ’s and cheap lager (the alcohol would be for the adults and not our mini-me’s of course - please don’t rush and dial Social Services). This might be our only Spring as a family of three so we have to make it a good one.
On the shopping list… 12ft Trampoline With Enclosure, and 15ft Inflatable Water Slide - both available from http://www.toyzworld.co.uk
Of course, Dexter will be 9-12 months throughout Spring, and barely toddling. This means poor old mummy will have to play on the toys with him… such a shame that.
Anyone else excited about getting back in their gardens?
