Turning into my mother…

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I regret everyday not having listened to my mum more attentively when I was a teenager. Okay, that’s not strictly true, most of what she had to say was quite nasty and ridiculous - but some of it was born out of genuine concern.

The most obvious one was her continual nagging over my opening bottles of beer with my teeth. I thought I was sooo clever offering my services as a human bottle opener, but now I have teeth that don’t quite sit together. Aesthetically it’s not obvious at all, but it is annoying when Dex hands me a dud tomato sauce sachet and I can’t rip it open for him.

I also now have one tooth that took a knock when I fell off a picnic table on a boozy night out. It knocked one tooth clean out which was hastily replaced the next morning by an emergency dentist, but another was left pushed slightly inward.

This minor problem bothers me so much I refuse to have pictures of one side of my face. This is perhaps the only thing I’ll ever have in common with Mariah Carey who I once read seems to think one of her cheeks is lopsided.

Mariah

Finally, having been a smoker on and off for some 15 years, my teeth are a little stained.

My dentist practically laughed me out of her room when I suggested I go down the cosmetic dentistry route. Sadly this wasn’t because I had a mouth stuffed full of those cotton wool tampon-like thingys, or had asked her for free treatment - it was because she insists my teeth are the best I’ll ever get.

Gemma

She whipped out those little paper charts that show your “current” shade of white and informed me I simply ranked too high to bother with expensive whitening treatment. It seems I’m destined to be one of those women with distinctive teeth - like Madonna or Sam Bailey.

It does bother me though and I’ve vowed to get it sorted before I get married. I simply can’t bring myself to boss my wedding photographer around like a deranged Bridezilla.

So, in a bid to get around the extortionate cost of professionally bleaching my toothy-pegs, I’m on the hunt to find a high street whitening kit that really works. I’m also considering going down the Incognito Lite route to bring my pesky molar back into line. I’d rather walk down the aisle two stone heavier than I already am than have my wonky smile see me cry over half of my wedding photos.

Has anyone else considered some kind of cosmetic surgery before their wedding? I can’t shake the image of Alicia Douvall from my mind and suspect I’ll become addicted to quick-fixes. It’ll start with my teeth then I’ll be hankering after lunchtime lipo.

I guess the point of this post is that age old sentiment that we all eventually turn into our mothers. Just please please please for my children’s sake let me say it in a way that will smash down any teenage recalcitrance. And kids, just use a keyring for those beer bottles.


Memory-Making: Truprint Canvas Review

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Dexter is set to be a big brother very soon, and then I’ll have two babies to spoil, nurture, worry about, cry over… I honestly don’t know how I’ll cope. Given Dexter is approaching two, the need for a second set of eyes is becoming increasingly apparent. From the second he gets up in the morning, to the second the screaming stops at night, it’s hard work. He wants to help me with everything yet somehow manages to mess everything up. From ‘helping’ mummy unload the dishwasher (aka smashing-all-our-crockery) to ‘helping’ with the washing (aka change-the-setting-when-mummy’s-not-looking) I feel like I spend the entire time reprimanding him on my hands and knees.

But Dexter still has this unique ability to melt me. When I’ve said ‘No’ a little too aggressively and that bottom lip trembles, I always manage to find that little bit of forgiveness that eluded me just seconds before. His beautiful baby curls, tiny milk teeth, chubby cheeks, insistence on sucking his fingers then smearing their wetness over every surface… he’s just perfect.

But it’s very true, sometimes you need reminding.

Having canvasses dotted around the home definitely makes you appreciate the fun times. As a blogger, I’ve been lucky enough to review dozens of these, yet each delivery is as exciting as the last. There’s something really exhilarating about ripping open the packaging and seeing your grinning child twice his normal size. So naturally I was thrilled when Truprint asked me to review a canvas for them.

With 30 years in the trade, Truprint are long-time masters of printing. They’ve built a solid reputation in this time and have worked their magic in the heyday of film in the late 80s right through to today’s Instagram and Facebook prints from mobile devices. It’s true, the website could use a little updating with its tiny font and faffy menus, but this shouldn’t put you off.

For a canvas project, uploading a photo is simple and there are even pop-up tips to help you get the best out of the experience. The project screen is far easier to navigate than the homepage too with all your core options in drop downs on your left hand side. Handily, your project sub total is always displayed top left too so you can see what your creation will set you back.

Hovering over the photo, you’ll also be given the opportunity to further edit it - you can zoom in, change the effect of your image (sepia, black and white, tint etc), the brightness, enhance the colour, flip it and apply red-eye removal. It’s a very simplistic editing suite compared to some others I’ve come across, but perfectly adequate and easy-to-use.

There are some minor niggles. I opted for a sold wrap canvas rather than a gallery wrap (e.g. my canvas images would be a block colour rather than having my photo wrap around the edges). This was necessary as the image I had selected was a close-up of Dexter and I didn’t want to lose some of his head. Although my image is really bright and colourful, the solid wrap is only available in black which is kind of disappointing. It would have been nice to have picked out a colour contained within the image to make the edges less of a contrast, but hey ho.

This leads me on perfectly to my biggest tip when selecting a profile photo for canvas. If you can, try selecting an image with ample dead space around the head so you can opt for gallery wrapping - this makes for a much nicer print.

My canvas at 20″ by 24″ (approx 51cm x 61cm) is the largest size available at £69.99 which is reasonable for such a statement canvas (note that you can get much bigger canvases from competitors but this was the perfect size for us). It arrived well packaged in a matter of days. I was also pleased to see that it came with free wall fittings too which isn’t as common as you might think.

The canvas itself is nice and taut and well secured with heavy duty staples on the reverse. A quick feel around the edges revealed no lumps and bumps that could scrape paintwork (a pet hate of mine) so it was instantly ready for hanging. The colours were bright and vibrant (as per the original) and there was minimal blurring despite me picking a slightly out-of-focus photo. I love the super chunky pine frame (37mm deep) which looks so much nicer on the wall than some of the thinner frames we’ve received from rival printers in the past.

We’ve popped ours up in the lounge above where Dexter sits at the dining table. Here’s hoping it works its magic and helps us stay calm and cheerful during Dexter’s daily dinnertime tantrum!

In conclusion, I’d happily recommend Truprint if you’ve got a canvas project in mind. Naturally I’d always advise you shop around for the best deal but can it’s always worth reading reviews too as the quality really does vary from printer to printer. As for Truprint, the best way to keep informed about special offers and deals is via Facebook and Twitter and you can check out all their other photo gift ideas on their website.

Disclaimer: I received this lovely canvas free of charge in exchange for my thoughts.

 

 


A Fabulous Picanova Canvas Deal - Just in Time for Mother’s Day!

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I’m a very lucky girl when it comes to presents. My Craig is great at picking things I’ll actually enjoy, rather than simply panic buying or throwing himself in desperation at the perfume counter girls in Boots. This is just as well as I’m a terrible actress and my disappointment is obvious for all to see when someone gets it wrong. Mother’s Day is extra difficult as I’m not a ‘novelty item’ kind of girl and anything too mummyish would make me cringe.

Flowers are always lovely, maybe a homemade card, breakfast in bed, or something little I’ve mentioned a few times in passing. Having said that, it always helps when a real bargain lands in your inbox that is simply too good to pass up. So when this happened to me earlier today I couldn’t resist sharing it for all the daddies out there struggling to come up with something special.

It seems the guys at Picanova are offering a huge 72% discount (plus free postage) on a 60cm x 40cm canvas - making it just £14.99! All you need to do is pick your favourite photo, create your canvas and use the code SAVEONCANVAS at the checkout. As a frequent buyer of canvases for my home, I can safely say this is the best deal I’ve come across to date.

Canvas prints always hit the mark. You can’t have too many family portraits in your home and they’ll last a lifetime too. Dexter has an entire vanity wall in his bedroom full of prints of himself and it always make me smile when he’s playing up at bedtime. Our lounge is also covered with photos of us all. Every single canvas is special as every one captures a memory you don’t want to forget.

So there you go daddies everywhere! Ditch the Sanctuary Box Set, cheap earrings, or the hideous tea towel set you’ve seen in Tesco. Just grab 5 minutes on the laptop (before March 23rd) and get something she’ll really love delivered in time for Mother’s Day.

Disclaimer: I’ve been offered a free canvas print for sharing this awesome deal. I haven’t ordered from these guys before so can’t offer any insight as to the quality until my own arrives. Given this offer is limited, I thought I’d share the deal now so you can get your mitts on one in time for 30th March.

 

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