When you become a parent, your bathroom goes from a hub of relaxation to a virtual war zone. You never know what horrors await you when you nip upstairs to the loo. From unflushed toilets to ominous flooding, to garish bath toys & unpractical sized bath products, a child will quickly requisition your once peaceful sanctuary. As cute as a splashing baby looks in your bathroom, the realisation you are unlikely to experience bath-time alone for the next few years, quickly takes the shine off it.
If you’re suffering from mild PTSD from welcoming a child into your home, you’ll seriously appreciate a grown-up space to enjoy. I urge parents everywhere to take back their bathrooms, as the need to de-stress has never been more necessary. In fact, I’ll go one step further and insist you all take the opportunity to create a home-spa worthy of charging your house guests to use. Taking back control of, and indeed upgrading, your bathroom is easier than it looks - here are my top tips…
Make your shower awesome
Upgrading your shower is as easy as ordering a new shower pump, and getting a fancy new shower head. All self-respecting spas & swanky hotels are embracing the trend for rain forest shower heads, so you should too. Generally speaking, the wider the circumference of said shower head, the more immersive your shower becomes. Gone are the days of dancing under a dribbling facet to rinse away your shampoo. Simple, totally achievable, and inexpensive to boot.
Create a tile feature
I’m not suggesting you re-tile your entire bathroom - unless you’ve convinced your other half it’s necessary of course. But reinvigorating splashbacks is actually far simpler than you might imagine, and the areas above your sink and bath tub are actually likely to be the grubbiest and most in need of sprucing up. Creating a simple mosaic here shouldn’t cost the earth, and will definitely help lift your entire bathroom into something enviable. If you have a shortage of funds, you can even buy adhesive mosaic strips and simply pop them over the top of your existing tiles.
If your creative vision is lacking, or money is super tight, just invest in a grout pen and get to work going over your ugly bits on a Sunday afternoon. I try to do this annually to keep things looking fresh.
Stow all kiddie paraphernalia out of sight
Okay so your bathroom cupboard is already bulging, and their Matey bubble bath bottle won’t quite fit in there upright anyway - but don’t give up. Freestanding bathroom units come in a vast array of sizes and colours to be as subtle or high impact as you want. Avoid glass doors, or open shelving to keep your bathroom looking the part. Cull toys regularly and keep them to minimum to ensure you don’t get overrun.
Get folding those towels
Heated towel rails have a lot to answer for, they might look bang on tread, and do a great job of heating up the room, but you don’t actually get to see them too often as they’re usually draped in towels (oh the irony!). This all too common mistake means your bathroom ends up looking more launderette than spa. Instead, simply wait until your towels are dry, then fold them up again. A fresh(ish) towel bale looks far more appealing when you’re craving a bit of order.
Fluff it up with accessories
Don’t allow candles, flowers and pretty bottles to give way to the kids clutter. Reinstate a few bits to ensure your spa looks magazine-worthy. If this is all a bit too lady-like, head to your local antique shop or reclamation yard for a few old vintage crates and bottle to add a little extra interest. Fill these with all your favourite potions for a little rustic charm.