So you might have seen the news that Little Miss is now potty training. I’m just a tiny bit excited about this. No more messy changes in stinky changing rooms. No more outfits ruined by poo explosions. No more lugging around a hefty change bag full of nappies and bum cream!
Better yet, Heidi is just 27 months-old. Dexter ditched the nappies shortly before starting nursery so I had figured I’d be stuck changing nappies for another 6 months at least.

To celebrate the fact I’m no longer carting around a heavy change bag, I’ve promised myself a much smaller designer handbag. I’m sick of losing my keys in the folds of spare clothes and nappies. I’ve lost dozens of expensive lipsticks as a result of emergency quick changes too, them being casualties of frantically whipping out fresh clothes. It’s definitely time to switch to a bag that doesn’t weigh the same as a five-year-old child.

Left to right: Fiorelli Taylor Tan Large Crossbody was £55 now £44 / Whistles Vermont Suede Messenger Bag £195 /Fiorelli Taylor Neutral Large Crossbody was £55 now £44
I’ll figure I’ll need a crossbody bag so I still have my hands free to rescue my wayward children from roads, walking into lamp posts and the like. We lovingly refer to our two monsters as Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao too, given they’d cause each other brain damage if we weren’t there to instantly split them up. Having an over-the-shoulder bag would just get on my nerves as looking after my two requires athletic grace worthy of a spot on the UK gymnastics team.

Left to right: Lauren Ralph Lauren Tate Yellow Satchel Bag was £185 now £92.40 / Michael Kors Ava Grey Small Satchel Bag £260 / DKNY Saffiano Navy Zip Top Crossbody Bag £145
So with excitement bordering on delirium, I ditched the kids for the afternoon and went to House of Fraser for a trying on session. Then, I got stuck.
It’s been so long since I’ve bought something without Spiderman and Paw Patrol emblazoned across the front of it, that even the most vibrant handbag in store looks bland. It’s not that the bags weren’t gorgeous, I’ve just been Disneyfied and completely forgotten how to buy things for myself.
There’s also a tiny bit of irrational guilt when I pick up anything over a tenner, which is stupid given I can’t even close the drawers in the kids’ rooms. They’ve got everything they need and more.
Determined not to let any of this put me off, I’m sharing my shortlist above. Do I plump for a formal Fiorelli bag? Or something more colourful? Given my workplace is my home, I should go for something a bit more fun right? I live in jeans, knee-high boots and whatever shirt doesn’t have baby vomit on it, so my new bag is likely to be the most noteworthy thing about any outfit I happen to shove on of a day.
The Ralph Lauren satchel is really calling me, and it’s big enough to take an iPad and bulging make-up bag. It’s also less than half price. I think I’ve just talked myself into it.
What do you think? Have you ever splashed out on yourself to mark a child’s milestone?







