Yes? Well Confused.com have a fabulous competition that could bag you thousands of points to spend on anything you like!

There is a whopping 50x 2000 points available to those of you on Pinterest, then 60,000 points if you have a blog and scoop the grand prize. Entering is easy - you simply create a Pinterest board full of all the booty you’d buy with 1 million points and tag each image with #pinforpoints. The bloggers among you need to do the same, then share the competition on your blog. All the deets are here.

So what would Craig, Dexter and I do with 1 million points…? Well after I’ve picked myself off the floor from fainting, been to the hospital for the resulting concussion, and had hypnotism to regain memory and recall the fact I’ve won said points - I’d treat my little brood to some amazing little treats.

For the love of my life, who works so hard to provide for us, and never gives up on me (even when I spill red nail all over his favourite shirt (sorry Craigy - hopefully you’ll be less mad when you realise you can buy another with any points I win)) I’d get him the iPad he’s been lusting over. I can’t count the number of times I’ve caught him cuddling his laptop when I enter the room… I’ve swooped for the laptop expecting to see something incriminating… (battle-ready and mentally ready to check Dexter and I into a Travel Lodge)… and it’s him on eBay looking at the secondhand ones.

For Dexter, I’d buy him 20x remote controls so he’s never less than 5ft away from one (and the batteries to go in them so he’s none the wiser I’m tricking him and stashing the real one under a sofa cushion) - if you can’t understand why, here you go!

I’d whisk away my little family on a Parisian adventure on the Eurostar to make precious memories of us as a team of 3 before number 4 comes. I’d buy family passes to Legoland Windsor and record the experience on my new Philips HD Camcorder. I suppose you could also twist my arm and get me to brave an Easyjet flight with a screaming Dexter in order to enjoy a holiday or two.

I’d kit the garden out for summer with Homebase - some new garden furniture, patio heaters, and all the kids-sized garden tools you can think of (hey - it’s free labour). If we don’t manage to recreate the Good Life and the neighbour’s cat eats all our fruit and veg - we can always fill up on Strada, Bella Italia or Cafe Rouge…

I’d also give the hubster a log cabin and turn it into the ultimate boys paradise with optics, a massive telly and all the trimmings. Hopefully this’ll free up my lounge when the footy is on. I can relax with my Kindle and read 50 Shades of Grey whilst he cries over the results… bliss!

Here’s my board if you want to see what I’ve chosen!