I’ve been nominated for a Versatile Bloggers Award!

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Ooooh thanks very much to the lovely Michaela from Adventures of Yorkshire Mum for nominating me for this award. Her blog is all about her two gorgeous boys Charlie and Thomas, and the adventures they get up to. She’s still in her first year of blogging yet has written some beautiful reviews and her lads make such awesome models. Just look at these two cheeky monsters!

So what is this award? Well, actually I don’t know! A Google search shows that it’s been floating around the blogosphere for quite some time. It’s done-the-rounds with beauty bloggers, mummy bloggers, food bloggers and literary bloggers - I gave up on trying to trace its origins after about 5 minutes. Never-the-less it’s nice to be nominated!

The Rules:

1 - Thank the blogger who nominated you

2 - Nominate 7 fellow bloggers

3 - Tell the bloggers that they’ve been nominated

4 - Share 7 facts about yourself

5 - Add the Versatile Blogger Award picture to your post

So 7 Facts about me…

Well I’ve actually already done this a few months ago and confessed to 10 major flaws including a Jeremy Kyle addiction, a crush on Ed Balls, and not knowing who the Queen’s children are. I guess I shouldn’t disappoint and tell you a few more… Oh dear, if there was a MAD Award for Most Shameful Blogger, I’d win hands down!

So here we go!

During my school days, I worked as a waitress at Pizza Hut and once got my head stuck in a toilet cubicle (I attached helium balloons to my bunches to impress some 5 years olds at a party and got them wedged in the cubicle when popping more loo roll in the holder)
I deliberately used my emergency buzzer in the early hours of the morning to annoy the lady in the cubicle next to me when recovering in hospital after my c-section - it might sound harsh but you would have done so too as she was so rude to everyone in the ward and ate smelly Indian takeaway in the ward every night.
I burnt Lee Ryan’s (from Blue) jacket in Piccadilly Circus with a cigarette - he was walking past me when I was on a fag break from work. Luckily he didn’t notice but I was glued to Twitter the next day to see if he mentioned it.
I was locked in my room on a school trip to Holland after getting caught drinking (in the Red Light District no less) at 15 years old - don’t worry, the school got my parent’s consent. Thanks mum & dad for a really educational trip!
I set my dads house on fire 10 years ago on a routine trip home from university. Okay this sounds worse than it was - my stereo had dodgy wiring and blew up one morning when my boyfriend and I were visiting for the weekend. The whole of the upstairs was on fire and 3 fire engines had to put it out.
I once crawled out of a bar on my hands and knees through the kitchen to avoid being caught taking a sicky by my boss! - Oh the embarrassment!
I’m actually quite a nice person! Honest!